Il codice sorgente di Windows '98

/* Source Code to Windows 98 */
#include "win31.h";
#include "win95.h";
#include "evenmore.h";
#include "oldstuff.h";
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
	while(!CRASHED)
	{
		display_copyright_message();
		display_bill_rules_message();
		do_nothing_loop();

		if (first_time_installation)
		{
			make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
			do_nothing_loop();
			totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
			search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
			disable_Netscape();
			disable_RealPlayer();
			disable_Corel_Products();
			hang_system();
		}

		write_something(anything);
		display_copyright_message();
		do_nothing_loop();
		do_some_stuff();

		if (still_not_crashed)
		{
			display_copyright_message();
			do_nothing_loop();
			basically_run_windows_3.1();
			do_nothing_loop();
			do_nothing_loop();
		}
	}

	if (detect_cache())
	disable_cache();

	if (fast_cpu())
	{
		set_wait_states(lots);
		set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
		set_mouse(action, jumpy);
		set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
	}

	/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
	/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
	printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

	if (system_ok())
	crash(to_dos_prompt)
	else
	system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

	while(something)
	{
		sleep(5);
		get_user_input();
		sleep(5);
		act_on_user_input();
		sleep(5);
	}
	create_general_protection_fault();
}